Please, someone. Enjoy this day. It’s too beautiful not to do so. Today’s quote comes from the Material Girl, and kicks off a new initiative on i.am.GIANT. I will forthwith be categorizing things a bit into celebrity quotes, philosophical quotes, inspirational quotes, and the Chicago ChiChronicles.
When I’m hungry, I eat. When I’m thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it. – Madonna
Wow, I can’t believe this didn’t occur to me before. All those days I spent writhing in agony because I was hungry, and I could have just eaten and drank something? Not to mention the weeks on end I spent as a mute simply because I wasn’t sure I should say something. Gosh, it’s good to have that cleared up.
Honestly, though, as I thought about Madonna eating when she wants, and drinking when she wants, and saying things when she wants (and she is an expert in that last one), I googled ‘Madonna eating’ and found a treasure trove. Take a look at the many faces of Madonna eating…
This one is of Madonna thoughtfully eating tomatoes:
Here we see Madonna looking dumbfounded whilst eating spaghetti:
Ok, so these next several pictures depict Madonna’s different identities while eating pizza. To be honest, I was shocked at just how many pictures there were of this (seemingly) one time occurrence. I’ll do my best to interpret her personas during the event:
To start us off, I give you Sleepy Madonna. Seeing as she’s just tucking in to that slice of pizza, she’d better wake up. She’s got a long way to go.
WAKE UP!!
This, as you can no doubt tell, is Dainty Madonna. Grabbing the pizza with naught but the very tips of her fingers, Madonna pulls out all the etiquette stops here.
Proper form is key...notice the extended pinky fingers.
Next up is My Dog Just Died Madonna. She looks as though she’s about to cry while eating that delicious looking pizza.
Someone get her a tissue...
As the pizza session devolves, she turns into Angry Madonna. This most likely happened because she’s in the denial stage of My Dog Just Died Madonna.
Angry Madonna...much less fun than Angry Birds.
The emotion of the day gets to her, and she spirals down into Crazy Madonna.
PiZZa mY fRIenD!@*!
She quickly regains sanity, and also picks up a maverick attitude. This, of course, is Elbows On The Table Madonna.
Not one, but TWO water glasses!
Finally, as Madonna considers the implications of all that’s happened at lunch, she thinks quickly and determines that she can avoid trouble by becoming Incognito Madonna.
No one knows who I am!
It’s been quite the day for everyone. I wish there was this much fanfare every time I went to get a slice at Ian’s. This post really took a turn, and all because I google image searched. Maybe I should apply that principle to my daily life…
Oh, here’s one more, only of Madonna NOT eating…
Yikes! Muscles!(?)
As for me, I’m gonna go eat at Chick-fil-a, since the first one ever in Chicago JUST opened yesterday!! I’ll try and save you some waffle fries! ….(that’s not gonna happen)…
i.am.GIANT 